Who Do I Have to Blow to Sell a Book?
- Michael
- Oct 29
- 2 min read
CRAZY SH*T I DO TO SELL MY BOOKS! Who do I have to ______ to sell a book! Cheeseus! Get a grip, we're all adults here, yeah? Kick back with me for a minute! Watch the damn video!
They say puppies and babies increase advertising sales, right? "Well, Cooter, I ain't got me no babies!" Let's see if these can help me sell a few books! You guessed it! I'm a struggling author aching to share my story because I think there are other people out there who need to know that they are not alone! YOU are a survivor, and you have a reason to be here! IYKYK!
I tell the true story of being the little boy, teen, young man, etc... who survived decades of torture and abuse at the hands of a psychotic maniac in my inspiring LGBTQ+ coming of age memoir, "Michael, Little Boy Black & Blue," and I have a few other titles that follow along with this one. I have some pretty-raunchy, silly, Southern comedy too, "The Repulsive Tales of Wayward Fern" may be a good choice if you like weird shit!
As a former hick and an LGBTQ+ Author, I write real, true-life tales of love, lust, passion, betrayal, abuse, torture, pleasure, joy, and pain with a tinge of humor and inspiration from the heart. I ended up with PTSD and lived with un-diagnosed ADHD from childhood. I was a little smart-ass and maybe I deserved some butt-kicking, but not all of what I went through. Not looking for ANY pity! Never! Everybody has something hidden! But look at me! I became a successful professor, and I have set out to help as many people as I can since retiring. I'm a good listener too! I try so hard to live by the motto of "HARM TO NONE" as best I can. All of my books are very inexpensive, just like me, and often FREE on Amazon! It cost a lot to look this cheap - (thanks, Dolly)!!
Check out my websites for more information on my books in fiction and non-fiction genres. I'm itching to write more stuff! Want some stuff?
Just key in "Michael Hunter McVay" on the Amazon search box to find my titles!
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